The Rubber Chicken
The dumbest prop in the store does the asking for you.
“I'd be a real CHICKEN not to ask. HOCO?”
Grab a rubber chicken from the party aisle and tie a paper tag around its neck. Walk up, hand it to them with a straight face, and let them read the tag before either of you cracks. It is stupid on purpose, which is the whole reason it lands and the reason they will show everyone at the table.
What You'll Need
- 🎉rubber chickenShop on Amazon
- 🎉manila tagShop on Amazon
- 🍷string or twineShop on Amazon
- 🎉black SharpieShop on Amazon
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Step-by-Step Plan
- 1. Buy a rubber chicken from a party store or online.
- 2. Write the tag by hand and tie it around the chicken's neck with string.
- 3. Hand it to them in person and explain nothing.
- 4. Wait for them to actually read the tag, then panic like a normal person.
Effort
easy
Cost
$8-12
Best for
the friend who already thinks you are a bit of an idiot and likes you for it
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