The Fake Ticket

Official-looking citation, ridiculous violation.

CITATION: Being way too cute to not ask. FINE: one HOCO yes, payable Saturday.

Print a parking-ticket-style form and tuck it under their windshield wiper so they get that stomach drop for two full seconds before they read it. Fill in fake fields like a violation code and a fine amount. The bit only works if the layout looks real enough to fool them for a beat.

What You'll Need

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Step-by-Step Plan

  1. 1. Build a ticket in Google Docs with a boxy official layout and made-up code numbers.
  2. 2. Print it and fold it into a bright envelope so it stands out on the glass.
  3. 3. Slide it under their driver-side wiper before school lets out.
  4. 4. Post up somewhere you can watch them find it.

Effort

medium

Cost

$5-8

Best for

the person who drives to school and parks in the same spot every day

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