The Rigged Fortune Cookie

Every cookie in the box says yes.

You will say yes to HOCO. Lucky numbers: 8, Saturday, and my number.

Buy a bag of fortune cookies, slide the real fortunes out with tweezers, and feed your own printed slips in. Set one on their lunch tray and let them crack it open on their own. Nervous they will grab a dud? Load the whole box so every single cookie says the same thing.

What You'll Need

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Step-by-Step Plan

  1. 1. Buy a bag of fortune cookies from a grocery store.
  2. 2. Print or hand-write your slips, cut to the exact size of a real fortune.
  3. 3. Ease the old fortune out with tweezers and feed the new one in without cracking the cookie.
  4. 4. Give them the cookie like it is a totally normal snack.

Effort

medium

Cost

$6-10

Best for

the person you sit near at lunch who will not see it coming

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